90 Days to Hardbody Glory! (Part 1)

(This guy, he’s full of crap.  Or maybe he was full of crap and that is why in the before photo he was sticking his gut out so far.)

Hey Shank!

Is it really possible to build the body of my dreams in only 90 Days?  Pictures don’t lie.

Signed,

Sad Larry

Dear Sad Larry,

No, you cannot build the body of your dreams in only 90 Days.

And pictures do lie.

But more about that later.

Yours in Chocolate Chip Cookies,

Mike Cruickshank

(This is the crew from Beach Body.  If Abe Froman was the Sausage King of Chicago then these characters are the Sausage Kings and Queens of the 90 Day Transformation.  My only question is do you think they bring their own smoke or does it just follow them around?)

(Don’t get snooty with this guy.)