Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Cheeseburgers, Morality, and Adolf Hitler
(Adolf Hitler = Worlds Biggest Douchebag. You would think somebody could get him some gel for that random lock of hair. If you are going to be the biggest sociopathic killer in history you might as well at least look the part.)
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Crossfit, Clients and Individual Needs
Tip of the day: "Make the program fit the client, not the client fit the program" (Scott Abel). Ask me about Crossfit or whatever and I reply with the above. If you expect me to go for or against a program I won't. There is no ultimate exercise solution. Training is only effective to the degree that it meets the need of the individual it is being applied to, neither good or bad, just more or less appropriate.
(Before anybody gets their jock strap in a bunch I learned about this photo from an actual Crossfitter who was working out at my gym one day. He thought it was funny and saw it as a compliment. Said it motivated him even more. I believe the photo is of some troops in either Iraq or Afghanistan. Their ingenuity is incredible! Crossfit works very well for those guys due to the simplicity of the equipment needed, its specificity to their job demands and the fact that most of those guys/gals are freaking animals when it comes to working out. They tend to be young and capable of doing what the system requires both from a physical, injury and mental standpoint.)
(Before anybody gets their jock strap in a bunch I learned about this photo from an actual Crossfitter who was working out at my gym one day. He thought it was funny and saw it as a compliment. Said it motivated him even more. I believe the photo is of some troops in either Iraq or Afghanistan. Their ingenuity is incredible! Crossfit works very well for those guys due to the simplicity of the equipment needed, its specificity to their job demands and the fact that most of those guys/gals are freaking animals when it comes to working out. They tend to be young and capable of doing what the system requires both from a physical, injury and mental standpoint.)
Monday, June 13, 2011
Longevity, Antioxidants and a Lack of Control
Tip of the day: "Longevity" Supplements = Junk. Antioxidants will not make you live longer. Diet, exercise, and supplements can only help you get more out of the years you have. Longevity is a combination of luck, genetics, environment and lifestyle. When it comes to how much time you have before your demise it is difficult to prove which one of those factors are responsible. It could be any combination of them.
(Sometimes we just have to learn to accept that there are a lot of very important things out there which are not in our control)
(Sometimes we just have to learn to accept that there are a lot of very important things out there which are not in our control)
Friday, June 10, 2011
Feudalism, Meal Planning, and Semi-Consciousness
Tip of the Day: Eat Breakfast Like a King, Lunch Like a Prince, and Dinner like a Pauper? What is this the middle ages? There is no way I am going to eat my biggest meal of the day when I am half conscious. Strive to balance your calories throughout the day and leave the feudalism in the garbage pile of history where it belongs.
(When was the last time you made it to your local Barber for a good old fashioned bleeding?)
(When was the last time you made it to your local Barber for a good old fashioned bleeding?)
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Fat Loss Pills and a really BIG tummy!
Tip of the Day: Take a look at the picture below. I very much doubt that thing is filled with Chocolate Covered Hydroxycut's. Do yourself a favor and ditch the fat loss pills. The odds are you didn't get overweight eating pills so there is a good chance you won't get thin eating them either. Take a hard look at your behaviors and then ask yourself if you are consistently doing the things necessary to succeed at whatever goal it is you set. Such self discovery is a lot harder than popping a pill but at least it actually works.
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
Goal Setting, Wine Pairings and Learning to Manage Expectations
Tip of the Day: With goal setting most people get it ass-backwards. They set the goal first and then expect the behaviors to follow. You need to set goals based who you are, not who you hope to be. That means doable changes. If you cannot wrap your head around the fact that all meals do not require a wine pairing, then six pack abs probably aren't a very realistic goal for you.
(Writers Note* The woman in the picture is not a midget. That is just one gigantic bottle of wine!)
(Writers Note* The woman in the picture is not a midget. That is just one gigantic bottle of wine!)
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